{ CSS Humor }

1.land-mine::before {2  position: fixed;3  visibility: hidden;4  bottom: -1rem;5  margin-top: auto;6}7 8.land-mine:hover,9.land-mine:active {10  visibility: collapse;11  elevation: above;12  transform: rotate(180deg);13  vertical-align: sub;14}15 16.land-mine::after {17  content: "#";18  transform: skew(360deg);19  display: none;20}

1#motherInLaw {2  display: always;3  speech-rate: fast;4}

1.state-prison > .prisoner > #ID77586 {2  box-sizing: border-box;3  outline-width: border-width;4  position: static;5  speak: spell-out;6  speech-rate: fast;7}

1.popeye + .spinach {2  width: 50px;3  height: 150px;4  transform: scale(10);5}

1.Santorum {2  position: sticky;3  bottom: 100%;4  right: auto;5}

1.Trump {2  position: unset;3  top: 1%;4}  5 6.Bush {7  position: inherit;8  top: 1%;9}  10 11.Santorum {12  position: sticky;13  bottom: 100%;14  left: 50%;15}

1.salmon { background: salmon; border: silver; }

1.poop { content: '💩'; }

1/* Warning: anime joke */2.akari { visibility: hidden; }

1.my-bank-account { content: ' '; }